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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}